Despre Ura

Aia extrema. Cu “U” mare. (ma rog, am o senzatie de deja-vu, poate am mai scris pe aici asta, dar nu conteaza… :-” ) Eu personal nu-s adeptul urii dar imi place la nebunie ce zice AM pe-aciulea…

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”

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“Gorrister! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum? Huh? Before they locked her away in the room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly, and like a small animal she said, “I didn’t make too much noise, did I, honey?”

“Ellen! So think, think about the yellow box, Ellen! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now, now, don’t start to cry, it’s only pain. Tsk, tsk, tsk. That’s such a sexist stereotype. Just remember the pain, Ellen, and think about how to end it, Ellen, to survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened bowels. “

Element

Voi avea o jumatate de viata
de 16 milioane de ani
erodata si dizolvata
intr-o pasta alba
ce se va lipi de pielea mea
cu rauri de panze de paianjen
grele si instabile

Ma voi imbraca intr-un plastic portocaliu
si imi voi pune fructe pirotehnice
in urechi si in plamani
un produs al erei atomice
Apoi voi exploda intr-o supernova
rosiatica

Minciunea a salasuit pe langa mine
666 de luni
abia astept sa te descompui
in primul Iisus asiatic

Asa DA!

Mai stii Duke Nukem 3D, de acum 14 ani? Stii…jocu` ala unde un tip hiper smeker impusca alieni, se misha si se dadea la fete/femei/prostituate…?
E, acu` vreo 10 ani compania producatoare anunta cu mare tam-tam ca va lansa urmatorul episod din seria Duke Nukem. Multi au facut pre-order-uri…
…..
ca sa mai astepte inca o decada.

Se pare ca firma va onora SI ACELE pre-order-uri! Pentru cine mai este in viata si mai gaseste bonul fiscal that is… :D
Oricum, bravos!

Barfaaaaa

bai fratilor, surorilor…SORELOR (medicale)! Daca tot este barfa sportul preferat al unora apai aveti si voi o minima grija sa nu credeti TOT. Si sa barfiti corect! Si pertinent, nu? :D

O sa imi fac un site! am o idee!
BarfitiCorect.ro
sau
LaBarfa.ro
sau
BarfaCaUnModDeViata.org
sau
BarfaCeaDeToateZilele.ro
sau
Barfa@#*(%^@(*#9@%&#@!(.ro

:D
asa.
va iubesc pe toti. pe rand. hmmm…