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Fica-mea sta in genunchi pe marmura alba din hol.
-Ti-e mila de mine?
-Am fost sa cersesc. Nu-mi place sa simt mila pentru oameni, ci dragoste.
-Eu nu sunt oameni! Eu…eu sunt fica-ta.
-Atunci te…iubesc.

Tace.
Sangele ii curge rosu pe marmura cea alba.
-Azi am strans 17 lei.
-Sa-mi dai un covrig de pomana.
-Sau o paine. O sa-ti dau. Noapte buna!

Si se duse.

Dintre doi morti deschise gura
Cel ce murise intai
Si timpul ii cade acum la picioare
Trecutul ii sade acum capatai…

(m-au amuzat :D )

If u were the next burger at McDonalds you would be MacGorgeous

Is your last name Gillete ’cause you`re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out

You look so sweet you give me a toothache

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home

I’m not telling you this because I want to impress you…but I am Batman.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!